Just in case you forgot what this Easter crap is all about.
I gave up sex for Lent one year, just for the hell of it. I found the irony of that very funny. Unfortunately for me, it wasn’t a difficult task. You are really supposed to give up food, but that was just taking things a little too far in my book.
A Short, blasphemous history of Easter from Cracked.com: Although Easter is technically a Christian holiday, its history starts long before. There was the ancient fertility godess Esotera, and of course the Jewish holiday of Passover. During the last of the 10 Plagues of Egypt, Jews were instructed by God to smear the blood of a sacrificed lamb on the doors to their homes so that the people inside would be spared from having their firstborn killed.
Later on, according to Christians, God was listening to his heavy metal albums and decided to have a different version of Passover in which the…
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