“Tired of paying $9 for a beer at the ball park? $10 for a glass of Chardonnay at the opera? What if your boobs could solve that expensive problem for you. Guess what? Now, they can! With the Wine Rack Drinking Bladder Apparatus your “A” cups can become “D”elicious cups of your favorite beverages. This comfortable easy to wear “bra” comes with equipped with 2 bladders that can hold up to 25 ounces!”
I understand they also sell the J-Lo version of this for your ass. Doubles as a bench cushion. Maybe I should get one of these for BB for Christmas….